As lockdown lifts, life is ours to shape, so I thought I’d share my ideas for a new constitution
Happy Independence Day to my American readers, and happy independence day to my English ones! Just as the former were liberated from the British sovereign 244 years ago, so the latter were (mostly) liberated from the government’s lockdown rules today. To quote one of the founding fathers of my music collection, George Michael, “Freedom! I won’t let you down. Freedom! I will not give you up.” Also on the theme of enjoying one’s independence, George Michael once sagely asked, “So why don’t we make a little room in my BMW, babe, searching for some peace of mind?”
I’m a little confused about what, exactly, we are allowed to do in England today, and it’s possible that sex with a stranger in your car is not yet fine. But one of the first things we were allowed to do when lockdown started to be less locked down was visit a car dealership, and, truly, the nation breathed a sigh of relief over that one. So you probably can now have as much car-based shagging as you like, but only in a BMW showroom. Go on, treat yourself.
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